balenaproductions:

alexandertheswell:

I LOVE SHARKS!!!!!!!!

I lost it at 0:21

(via modern-day-medusa)

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7 hours ago
bloodpactgirlscout:

icantspellbuterfly:

bloodpactgirlscout:

so the saddest shortest story is attributed to hemingway:
"For sale: baby shoes, never worn."
and this came to me at breakfast and i thought it was hilarious. 

pls don’t ruin hemingway for me.

no i will continue to do that

bloodpactgirlscout:

icantspellbuterfly:

bloodpactgirlscout:

so the saddest shortest story is attributed to hemingway:

"For sale: baby shoes, never worn."

and this came to me at breakfast and i thought it was hilarious. 

pls don’t ruin hemingway for me.

no i will continue to do that

(via fancyaxolotl)

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7 hours ago
rotatingfloor:

actualluigi:

ok but can we just appreciate how detailed mario’s shoe is

its bread

rotatingfloor:

actualluigi:

ok but can we just appreciate how detailed mario’s shoe is

its bread

(via coughdropping)

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7 hours ago

Good news bad news best news

sparkafterdark:

The good news:

image

 I found my favorite old jacket while sorting through my old stuff

The bad news:imageThe last time I wore it I was nine years old

The best news:

image

I am the anime now

(via heyfunniest)

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7 hours ago
boneart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

boneart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

(Source: myheadisloud, via just-adrenaline)

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7 hours ago

hippopotamus-hi-tops:

things your friends will say if you’ve made a good pun:

  • get out
  • fuck you
  • shut the fuck up
  • oh my god why
  • you need to stop
  • you’re not funny
  • that was terrible

(via strudel-dudel)

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Posted
7 hours ago
French Friend:well, the total cost of me going to Med school is about 406 a year -
American Friend:THOUSAND?
French Friend:Um, no. 406 Euro. It sounds a little high but it covers the cost of my textbooks, extra classes and most of my housing. How much is it for you?
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7 hours ago

frustration-squared:

kung-foofighter:

eytancragg:

anthramen:

I have felt first-hand the very wrath of the Turkish ice-cream man.

The trolliest ice cream man to ever live.

And look at that fucking majestic mustache.

O.O

oh my god

(Source: sizvideos, via a-dissident-voice)

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Posted
8 hours ago

britishprostitute:

"Tell me about yourself."

image

(via borinq)

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Posted
1 day ago

meowoofau:

13 cats failing at hide and seek

As good as cats think they are at hiding from us, we know better.

(Source: meowoof.com.au, via heyfunniest)

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Posted
1 day ago
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