buttsweats:

where i work we rent out a variety of buildings and to make a long story short i’m going to hell

(via ruinedchildhood)

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kingsleyyy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

dragonyuri1:

now this is what i like to see… if i’m gonna buy some fancy new Strong Product i wanna see it beat the weaker version of itself into total useless garbage…… its called innovation and i’ve never been so happy to be a capitalist…



sometimes i wonder if this website is okay

kingsleyyy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

dragonyuri1:

now this is what i like to see… if i’m gonna buy some fancy new Strong Product i wanna see it beat the weaker version of itself into total useless garbage…… its called innovation and i’ve never been so happy to be a capitalist…

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sometimes i wonder if this website is okay

(Source: weirdnessisgood, via thisissolemons)

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5 hours ago

batreaux:

unexplained-events:

Tyson the Swan

Tyson will attack you if you come within a two-mile stretch of the Grand Union Canal in Bugbrooke, Northamptonshire. Joe Davies learned this the hard way and capsized.

SOURCE

*headstrong by trapt plays*

(via iguanamouth)

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5 hours ago

hemogoblines:

hemogoblines:

remember when instead of touchpads laptops had those keyboard nipple things

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(via edgejob)

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out-of-time-out-of-breath:

millenniumfalconteahouse:

timelady-of-221b:

joeeatspeople:

yesidolikecoatsbigtime:

types of people who romanticize small town life:

  1. people who didn’t grow up in small towns

#THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY#THEY’RE RACIST

#THERE’S NOTHING TO DO
#EVERYONE’S ON DRUGS

#WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE GANGSTERS YOU ARE WHITE AND THERE ARE COWS OUTSIDE

Oh look, Ohio

(Source: queencitysavior)

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5 hours ago

juilan:

jakemalik:

jakemalik:

I have a foot long of gum here and I planning on eating it all at once right now

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this was a terrible idea

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(via out-of-time-out-of-breath)

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5 hours ago

sparrowbirdd:

They warned me and I listened but  THEN I DIDN’T HAHAHAHAHAhaha

(via out-of-time-out-of-breath)

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5 hours ago

megay:

HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN 3 EASY STEPS

STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this)

STEP 2: say “im sorry. i didnt you, i was taking inventory of all my lizards”

STEP 3: make sure she sees the number 42069666 on the screen

(Source: teshima--junta, via out-of-time-out-of-breath)

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5 hours ago
screenburned:

talooka:

This is what you look like as a baby in Fallout 3

i love you, small son

screenburned:

talooka:

This is what you look like as a baby in Fallout 3

i love you, small son

(via coughdropping)

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5 hours ago

(Source: thecoopcosplay, via iguanamouth)

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5 hours ago

wrywlf:

it’s been years since i’ve first seen this comic and i still think it has one of the best punchline delivers of anything i’ve ever seen

(Source: laughcentre, via coughdropping)

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