(Source: alinainwonderland, via nine-teen-fifty-eight)
why cant americans just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit
do you mean degrees of FREEDOM
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there is a wasp outside of the screen porch and its making me nervous even though it can't get in here
hey
hey kid
you think you’re fucking safe in there
ain’t nobody safe when a wasp wants fuck shit up
ain’t
nobody
(Source: chantillyxlacey, via nine-teen-fifty-eight)
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…..dear god, a usage in which this joke is actually funny.
Everything’s better with Monty Python, obviously.
PFFFFFT-
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Andy McKee is my new guitar idol.














