Baby:n-n-n
Parent:oh it's his first words!
Baby:n-n
Baby:not all men
Parent:put it back
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26923
Posted
1 day ago

schtickyfriend:

fartcup:

tip: When you’re at an airport, add “?.jpg” at the end of any URL to bypass the expensive WiFi and access the Internet for free.

image

(Source: chickem, via ruinedchildhood)

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343031
Posted
1 day ago

trebled-negrita-princess:

theuppitynegras:

I love vintage stuff but I’m so glad I can enjoy them in the 21st century with my iphone, wifi and slightly more human rights 

somebody gets it.

(via alabama-getaway)

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Posted
1 day ago

snorlaxatives:

7 billion people, 14 billion ass cheeks

(via hope-fish)

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Posted
2 days ago

tepidlachlan:

When kids point out things you’re really self conscious about

image

(via a-dissident-voice)

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Posted
2 days ago
stunningpicture:

Today I saw the single most shocking thing I have seen in my entire life

stunningpicture:

Today I saw the single most shocking thing I have seen in my entire life

(via ruinedchildhood)

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Posted
2 days ago
Me:*out for dinner with my dad because we were too lazy to cook*
Random Old Lady:*comes up out of no where with the most judgmental look ever* (will also be refereed to as 'ROL')
ROL:Isn't he a little old for you?
Me:Well, considering he's my Dad, I'd say that your a judgmental hag.
Dad:*chokes into his drink*
ROL:You should respect your elders.
Me:You should respect your youth, we're the ones who'll decide on whether or not to pull your cord in like, what? Five weeks?
Dad:*chokes on his drink again*
ROL:*storms off*
Dad:*looks at me with a disapproving look*
Me:What?
Dad:Come on, you and I both know it will be three weeks.
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Posted
2 days ago
tickettoheaven:

get your head in the game

tickettoheaven:

get your head in the game

(Source: wofu, via ruinedchildhood)

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Posted
2 days ago
dialupmodem:

did this person break up their own relationship

dialupmodem:

did this person break up their own relationship

(Source: unclefather, via coughdropping)

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116496
Posted
2 days ago

deluminator:

my mom is rly gonna love this poem

(via coughdropping)

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Posted
2 days ago
simplypurkey:

jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.


That last story is worth reblogging

simplypurkey:

jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.

That last story is worth reblogging

(via coughdropping)

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Posted
2 days ago
Baby:S... S..s
Mom:sissy? Can you say sissy?
Baby:SWISS FUCKING CHEESE GODDAMNIT
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Posted
2 days ago
emmyblotnick:

Either this family has no idea how green screen souvenir photos work or they know EXACTLY how they work.

emmyblotnick:

Either this family has no idea how green screen souvenir photos work or they know EXACTLY how they work.

(via heyfunniest)

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85110
Posted
2 days ago
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